Son of Punggol and Darryl David as AMK GRC contenders

From ‘Potential candidates seen on the ground’, 26 July 15, article by Wong Siew Ying and Lim Yi Han, Sunday Times

…Over at Cheng San Community Club, two potential PAP candidates mingled with residents from Ang Mo Kio GRC at a Hari Raya celebration. They were Temasek Polytechnic’s School of Design deputy director Darryl David and colorectal surgeon Koh Poh Koon.

…Dr Koh lost in the 2013 Punggol East by-election to the Workers’ Party’s (WP) Ms Lee Li Lian. The experience has given him a “psychological prep” and has minimised the “shell-shocked factor”, he said, adding that the ability to understand issues that are of concern to residents is also an advantage.

Dr Koh seems to be taking a different tack from his rags to riches sob story when he was running for Punggol East SMC 2 years ago, where he called himself a ‘Son of Punggol’ and told everyone how he had only $12 in his bank account at one stage of his life. This time round, he’s selling his medical profession as a ‘touchpoint’ for different strata of society, under the umbrella of the PM’s GRC. Pity he didn’t have another go at Punggol though, where he can strike out on his own, as he once proclaimed (I’m my own man!). His sense of toilet humour would have provided us all with some…campaign entertainment.

The colorectal surgeon was once caught on video single-handedly unclogging drains of dead leaves during a flash flood, which would have been great PR if he hadn’t mentioned the word ‘ponding’. Getting shit out of holes with bare hands is all in a day’s work for him really. Come on, how many MPs do you actually see sticking their fingers into longkangs?

Truth is, our Prime Minister seems to fancy this guy, and by swaddling the Son of Punggol in a 6-member GRC, he’s much less likely to get the crap kicked out of him, not to mention ‘shell-shocked’. Defeat is impossible in the AMK stronghold. You don’t just send in any Opposition A-team into this GRC. You send goddamn Spartans. For those who followed his 2013 campaign trail, we probably already know all there is to know about his kampung days, and giggled enough at the endless shit puns that he had to suffer with. Now, tell us all a good fart joke Dr Koh!

Darryl David, first making a name of himself as the host of the long defunct Pyramid Game, is an interesting choice. As a former celebrity, his life and career in the entertainment scene is likely to come under the spotlight. If he gets on board with the PAP ticket, he’ll probably be the only candidate to have ever acted on a Mediacorp sitcom (Happy Belly). He also joins the list of mixed-race, articulate, good-looking politicians, including former NMP Eunice Olsen (who once worked on Wheel of Fortune) and ex-Speaker of Parliament Michael Palmer. This guy looks set to go on a charm offensive, which is what the PAP thinks the ground needs. Be afraid. Be Belly Afraid.

You’ve got served

Incidentally, Dr Koh is the medical director for Capstone Colorectal Surgery. According to the website intro, a capstone is defined as the topmost stone of a structure such as a PYRAMID. Coincidence?

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  1. […] Hey, don’t forget the asshole doctor, Koh Poh Koon, who renamed himself Son of Punggol but still lost to a female WP candidate. If he was “his own man” as claimed, then why is he […]

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