Show cleavage, get ang pow

From ‘Let’s have stricter rules for getai shows’, 4 Sept 2010, Speakup, The New Paper

(Maria Veronica Tymosiewicz): I WAS filled with shock and disgust when I read the article, ‘Getai singer offers her cleavage for hongbao’(The New Paper, Sept 1).

It was extremely unpleasant to learn that such lewd acts are present in Singapore’s getai scene.

It is awful that performers go to such extremes, including Taiwanese performer Lin Kai Li. To think she straddled a male performer, removed her top and revealed her bra during the performance.

I understand that getai is part of Chinese culture, but such indecent acts are inappropriate.

Uncle in Seventh Heaven

That's one Hell of a ride

Strange how raunchy acts at getais can get off scot-free while open air art events where artists engage audiences in intellectual discourses are slapped bans and shuffled into indoor premises with NC16 ratings.  Should anyone really interfere with performances that are part of the netherworldly appeasement package? Perhaps the reason why the ghosts haven’t yet unleashed wave after wave of plague and calamity on us is because the gaudy, cantankerous sleaziness is keeping their hands in their pants. Better safe than sorry then, a flash of immodesty is a small price to pay in exchange for the catastrophic penalties of underworld discontent. And if you can’t take the heat, Maria, I suggest you stay at home, pull the shutters and equip your family with talismans to ward off any supernatural retaliation for complaining about ceremonial getai cleavage. Trying to regulate the getai industry is like licensing mediums and ‘ghostbuster’ exorcists, and anyone even attempting to come in the way of our spooky brethren with a clipboard and a licence permit will have to do better than just brandishing a crucifix and holy water. Meanwhile, be wary. Be very wary of relatives who recycle ang pows the next Chinese new year. You never know where it’s been.

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More Ang Pow Tng Kor complaints

From How Unnecessary Expenditure Can be Avoided 2 Feb 1940 Letters to ST

(I suggest) that we cut out the practice of giving “Chinese New Year Packets”. What I should like to see abolished is the giving of money to children and youngsters in Red Packets as a matter of courtesy

Both as a giver and as a father of children likely to receive these packets, I loath this practice. Could public opinion not be aroused at this opputune time to stop this expensive and embarrassing courtesy.

Why doesn’t anyone complain about the practice anymore?

Ang Pows for Firecrackers

From When ang pows sum up a child’s New Year 23 February 1980 Letters to ST

She (my little sister) is unable to understand (and quite honestly neither can I), why 48 full hours should be devoted to the giving and receiving of money.

Neither can most newly married couples anyway.

Firecrackers are as old as Chinese civilisation. Somehow I suspect that my little sister would readily trade all her ang pows for the equivalent in fire-power.

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